Crisis in Flint, Michigan
The water here is terrible. It’s so bad that people got Legionaries disease, which is something that has not happened in a long time. It’s from long term exposure to legionella bacteria.
Flint needs our helps but in more ways than just water. But here are my thoughts on how to help the situation.
Dear Flint and it’s surrounding areas,
Go fuck yourself. Seriously you’re the worst, and you know it. But guess who else is the worst? Detroit, Saginaw, the entire east side of the lower peninsula in fact, is terrible. And Michigan this is not just our inner cities. Please stop pretending that it is, just stop. You’re horrible on the streets, you’re horrible in your home, and you’re horrible in the workplace.
Seriously no one likes you
You have the worst crime statistics in the nation right now. If we combined you all there would be no other winner in the form of state wide cruelty. Yet, we claim democracy and freedom as a blue state. This means just by looking at you the hordes of unwashed heathens from beyond know you’re voting for Hilary. It might be the Lions gear, no?
Let the Good times Roll.
Should we leave? Should the good people that are left pack up and leave? Well, aside from the fact that they already have, yes and no. If you can leave just do it, if you can’t then stay. If you must stay you’re going to have a good time, but BE CAREFUL. There have been no mass killings in quite some time (but still this century). Although, there may be a few serial killers still operating in these cities not reported or discovered.
Seriously I still live here
It’s really not all that bad if you look at the macro perspective of you just being one out of the billions of people on earth. Try to focus on that thought. But if you can’t then you can always act like an asshole like everyone else here. The psychopathic kind. This is not the regular kind of asshole that might be a little rude to you or manipulate a little.
Not to be confused with the Florida asshole
You can steal some stuff while on meth and ride off on an alligator but someone in Michigan just got murdered for a lot less. Is justifiable homicide a thing? Yes it is. They happen a lot here, where there are also tons of meth labs.
This is all just a ploy to get you to do something about your communities and ours, but who’s to blame for all this? Is there something in the water here? Well yes, bacteria but other than that what is there to blame? …The internet.